inothernews:

Honestly, members of the mainstream media who are still posing this question — rhetorically or not — need to fucking stop.  Because it should be clear by now that Colbert is using this very fucking joke of a system to show others how fucking stupid and shitty and ass-backwards everything is.  And learned members of the media are either very well aware of this and don’t give a fuck and keep writing stories like “Oh, lookee here, Stephen is running for President, or testifying in front of Congress, or starting a SuperPAC, or this or that and the other, IS IT ALL A BIG JOKE IS IS HE ALL SERIOUS AND STUFF???  WHAT DO WE DO NOW???!!!!!!” and want something else to put in their clip books or they really just don’t give a fuck, period.

Shut the fuck up and do a real God-damned story for shit’s sake, starting with how a Supreme fucking Court decision and mindsets like Mitt Romney’s “Corporations are people too, my friend” are allowing this all-fucked-uppedness to happen.

Fuck.

stfuconservatives:

thegirlwiththefinchertattoo:

swoozi:

This is tragic.  

USA!  USA!  USA!

Capitalism isn’t the problem, the American rich are.

-Joe

motherjones:

shortformblog:

afternoonsnoozebutton:

letmejusttellyou:

Workplace Inspiration.

It’s only 11:30am, still plenty of time to shave my head and umbrella a car.

True story: We once went a Kevin Federline concert. For 15 minutes. For free.

(True story: One of your humbl MoJo Tumblrs went to the first Kevin Federline concert post-breakup. K-Fed drank from a bottle of Jack Daniels on stage and refused repeated audience requests to play Popozao.)

hehe

coffeefever:

The Futureby *GiantShadows

this. fuckin. girl! she’s 17 and dope as fuck. i like poetry.